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Here's an early present from Grandma and Grandpa. He loves the whiteboard side the best.

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Here are some little Byron Comments for May:
"I want a drink, Mummy... of coffee!"
"I want to see Daddy in the shed making things." [getting on well with long sentences]
Puts a bendy ruler in his mouth and snaps like a croc.
[to Jasmine] "Got to be careful when you use oven. Bit hot."
[to me] "Stop being silly!" [presses 'button' on my shoulder] "Stop!"
"Jasmine" [no more cute "Jazzem". sob.]
"Look, Mummy! Green frog! Da-glumph went little green frog one day" [playschool song]
"Oooo! Look; all fluffy!" [checking out Daddy's underarms]
[told to apologize to Jas]: "Sorry, Jazzem, Sorry, Jazzem... (cuddle)... Nice cuddle. Thanks for nice cuddle, Jas-men. Don't cry. I won't hurt you any more."
[sees Suzanne walking over] "There's my neighbor, Mummy!"
[encouraging] "Oh, that's good digging, Jasmine!"
[inquiring] "How was school, Daddy?"
[generous] "Want some icecream, Jasmine?"
"I might go to the bakery. I love the bakery!"
"One monkey jumping on the bed; one fell off and bumped his head. Mummy called the doctor, the doctor said: [growly voice] 'No more monkeys jumping on the bed!'" Playschool song.
[crying] "You have to change my nappy! It's all pooey!" [Anything to escape time out!]
"Bless to us in Jesus' name, amen" [unprompted grace]
[to Jasmine] "Don't you break my chainsaw; you'll get bzzzzzed, you will!"
[Encouraged to answer "My name is Byron" when asked his name] "My name's 'ME', Mummy. I'm Me!" [technically June 1, but too cute to wait:]
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I like this one. No complaining, future-Byron, because it was almost the one where you were sitting on the pot staring at the Nappy-box TV.