Changing the oil, he says.
Quotes from Winter:
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(re Zach) He's not making a noise. I hear him not making a noise.
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Yes, please, but no, thanks.
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Yes, please, but no, thanks.
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Byron: (waving two balloons) Give me a hip
Jasmine: Hip!
B: Give me a hip, Jas
J: Hip!
B: Hooray
J: Hooray!
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Gimme six! (Funnier, apparently, than "gimme 5")
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(eating Coco Pops) Now I've got fireworks in my tummy!
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I feel hot, and I think it might be because I'm hot.
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The electricity went to the wire across the road. (His explanation of Toy Death due to battery failure!)
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Don't chop it! (When I was about to cut him some cake; he wanted the whole thing!)
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(To Zach): Aren't you a little vegemite boy! (because I sometimes call him a happy little vegemite)
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(re. Lake Wendouree) Look, Mum, there's water in the pond!
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(Walking around with hands over face) I've got special glasses on to keep the water out of my eyes.
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Mum: If you want to get out you could open the door...
B: Hmmm... Great idea, Mummy!
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(Cooking imaginary food with Jasmine) B: Tea tah! You want to say grace?
J: Of course
B: Hold my hand... (Thanks God for pretend lunch)
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Mum: You're not supposed to say No when I tell you to do something.
B: No, it's SO dangerous!
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(frequently, to Jasmine): Jasmine!! Don't tell anyone!
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(pulling labels of clothes): Look, Mummy; you're getting free cards!
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Byron: That's enough!!
Jasmine: Do what you're told to do!
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(To Nathan) Move still!
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Mummy, leave Zachary alone. I'm reading him a book.
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I think we should go for a quick drive to Sydney and I will have a little talk to Grandpa and a big play, and then we can drive home again...
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I crashed into Uncle Matthew's website and broke my truck.
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(after an explanation of an electrical circuit): That's very silly, Mummy.
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Why has mayonaisse got vinegar in it? (remembering, apparenly, a week earlier, when I had walked into Jasmine's room saying, "Why does it smell like vinegar in here?" just before finding them spreading mayo all over the room.)
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B: Sometimes I reach over and take things from the bench.
Mum: and if I see you, you get in trouble.
B: Yeah. If you see me.
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2 comments:
Oh my goodness! Funny. ANd so cheeky. Honestly, it's a little scary how sneaky and cheeky they can be at such a young age. He has a clever mind.
He has a very clever mind.
I'm looking forards to seeing all of your little munchkins VERY soon!!
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